I saw you watching me today while I mowed my lawn. Don't think I'm scared of you just because I ran away when you stuck out your snaky tongue. I know taekwondo, carrot-ee and shitzu and I'm not afraid to use them. I'm a force to be reckoned with, Snake! You have exactly 5 hours before my boys get home and make you their latest pet. Their last pet? Mr. blue belly lizard, found sneaking around my flower beds. He didn't last two days before he was blue belly jerky, his tupperware habitat baked in the sun. This could be your fate, Mr. Snake. You'd better run and hide . . . RUN AND HIDE!
Sincerely,
2 comments:
Holy Crow! Was this your last time mowing the lawn!!? And who got that thing to stay there while you ran for the camera??
Snakes I can handle... spiders not so much!
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