Our next door neighbors

are having their sons wedding reception in their backyard tonight.

Hallelujah!

It has been a long, long summer of reminding children to

stay out of their backyard

stop rearranging the rocks in their waterfall

quite floating things down the creek

refrain from shooting their airsoft guns

and throwing their homemade smoke bombs

Now if we can just keep our little ones

from sticking their hands into the chocolate fountain

we'll be home free.

kindly

your neighbor,