"Hello, Mrs. Ross?"
"Yes."
"This is Srgt. _____ . Your husbands car was broken into last week?"
"Yes."
"And he's missing a black bag?"
"Yes."
"Are you aware of what happened to that black bag?"
awkward silence
"Um, yes."
"We've got the contents in evidence. I don't think any of it is usable but he can pick it up if he wants to."

Such an uncomfortable phone call.
It made me smile all Monday long.
5 comments:
Hands down my favorite story ever!
Jod, It has made us laugh all week!
By far will be the best sroty for your family! Can you imagine your childrens children hearing and retelling it!
Love, Joy
This is undoubtedly the most funny tale I've heard in our extended family since I joined it in '04. This is such a classic!--timo
Something to tell the grandchildren.
Derick and I have NOT stopped laughing or talking about it. Seriously it could ONLY happen to Brandon. LOVE IT.
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