Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Long hair, you're a rip off.


It took so long to get you that now I'm attached to you in an unhealthy way.

I end up wearing you in a ponytail half of the time
but you're not really cute there.

Unfortunately you're not cute down either.

You make me look like I'm one of 5 wives,
or worse, like a desperate old woman who can't let go of her youth.

I'm worried that if I cut you off my hips will look wider, my nose longer

but I need to find a better you
so I can be a better me.


You're bringing me down,


Day 2

Nick ate shrimp, carrots and a cherry tomato! I'm pleased with his willingness to try new things. It's difficult figuring out what to fix for breakfast while we're trying to avoid dairy, wheat and sugar. It's like an impossible math problem.

6 comments:

Jessica said...

I feel that way every couple of years when I've had my hair nice and long for awhile. I'm always scared to cut it and every time I do my hips look the same size and my nose looks just like it did before. Now, if you can find a cut that will make my hips look smaller, be sure to let me know! ;)

I think you'll look great no matter what you do with your hair! You're always gorgeous! And please do post pics if/when you cut your hair!

Mary Ann said...

The only great breakfast alternatives we've found are 'South Beach' recipes: egg quiche cups, vegetable frittata, omelettes,....now THOSE sound like an eight-year old's dream, don't they? Well, you never know...

JDM said...

Go short!

I'm a huge advocate for the short hair movement as of late.

Tiffany said...

I cannot express how much I relate to this post.

Jess said...

Your long hair is gorgeous... just like you!

Jennica said...

I feel the exact same about my hair... This post sounds just like me.