skiddywampus (skid-e-womp-us):

an imperfect Christmas tree

that has bunches of balls in some places

and empty patches in others

while some ornaments hang so low

they are resting on the floor.

Skiddywampus.

It think of the day
when I will have complete control over the decorating,

when there is equal dispersement and even placement.

What a sad day that will be.