I was wondering if using the word fart is breaking rule #4. If it is, there are a few small people that need to have their bus riding privileges revoked.
Dear Dairy Farm,I had a nice time visiting you today. I learned lots of new things about cows, llamas, pigmy goats and sheep. I will be thinking of you when I dunk my double stuff oreo in a tall, cold glass of milk tonight. If I may offer a couple of suggestions for future field trips: if you will only be sheering a small portion of the sheep as part of your presentation I would think it wise not to choose its rear end. It's a little disturbing to 8 year olds. And squirting the children with milk from the sheep? Well, just remember, we're city folk. We're easily scarred.
Sincerely,
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Your town (won't name it for privacy reasons) makes you "city folk"?! That's the funniest part of an overall hilarious post.--timo
Dear Tim,
Point well taken.
Jod
Kaiya had a great time. I have been hearing about it all afternoon. She just told me that she hugged you like crazy. I guess you can never get enough hugs, right? I grew up next to a dairy farm.... nothing like that good old smell to remind me of home!
You get prettier every year.
And you've really mastered the self-portrait with no nostril view.
I'll be giggling about shorn(?) sheep butt all day. (Hey, Shorn Sheep Butt sounds like an awesome band.)
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