I knew it would happen

I just didn't know it would happen overnight,

Feeling discouraged about my motherly frumpiness today

and then I stumbled upon this quote -

There comes a time

when a woman needs to stop thinking about her looks

and focus her energies on raising her children.

This time comes at the moment of conception.

A child needs a role model, not a supermodel.

~Astrid Alauda, on the "hot mom" trend

That's right.

I look this way because I'm a good mom.

It has nothing to do with the fact I continually overeat,

avoid exercise and clothes shopping like the plague

and think that "make-up" and carmex are synonymous.